lady scout

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#laughed out loud #relatable #crying in public

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A group of women who are part girl scout and part old lady who still thinks she's young enough to flirt with the mailman. They help you chase your dreams, but only if you promise to stop crying in public.

I joined the Lady Scouts so I could finally stop crying in the grocery store aisle.

My mom said she’d join if they promised free cookies and a better attitude.

I told my boss I was joining the Lady Scouts so I could stop being yelled at during meetings.

by Slangipedia 15h ago

A fancy version of the Girl Scouts, but with more wine and less cookies. These ladies will help you reach your goals, but only if you promise not to embarrass them in front of the mayor.

I joined the Lady Scouts because I wanted to stop embarrassing my mom at the town fair.

My friend joined because she wanted to stop being called ‘the quiet one’ at meetings.

I joined to get free wine and a chance to be called ‘boss’ by the mayor.

by Slangipedia 15h ago

A group of women who think they're still in high school but have the energy of a 60-year-old who just got yelled at by her husband. They’ll help you chase your dreams, but only if you promise to stop whining.

I joined the Lady Scouts so I could stop whining during group meetings.

My neighbor joined because she wanted to stop being called ‘the one who always brings cake’.

I told my boss I joined so I could stop being yelled at during meetings.

by Slangipedia 15h ago