Lady Retarded
When you're so dumb around girls that you ruin every chance you have with them.
He told the girl he could read minds. She asked what he thought about her. He said 'you're ugly.' She slapped him.
I tried to be cool by saying I was the king of the world. She asked if I had a crown. I said no, but I had a hat. She laughed.
He asked her out, and then he said he only liked girls who could dance. She danced, and he fell asleep.