Lady Profeco
A woman who will use her power like a sledgehammer to crush any business that doesn't cater to her every need, even if it's just a side of fries.
"They didn't have the burger I wanted, so she threatened to sue them for the crime of existence."
"She showed up with a camera and three inspectors just because the coffee was too hot."
"A restaurant wouldn't let her sit in the front, so she called the mayor."