Lady Profeco

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The holy messiah of customers who will personally rip the heads off any restaurant that doesn't give you the table you want, even if you're just there for a salad.
"I didn't even ask for a reservation, and they gave me a table with a sticky residue that looked like it had been used by a raccoon."
"She called the health department just because the soup was lukewarm."
"They wouldn't let me sit with my friends, so she made them shut down for three days."
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A woman who will use her power like a sledgehammer to crush any business that doesn't cater to her every need, even if it's just a side of fries.
"They didn't have the burger I wanted, so she threatened to sue them for the crime of existence."
"She showed up with a camera and three inspectors just because the coffee was too hot."
"A restaurant wouldn't let her sit in the front, so she called the mayor."
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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The queen of complaints who will make sure every business in town is either on her payroll or on the brink of bankruptcy.
"She got a restaurant closed just because the waiter spilled water on her shirt."
"She called the police because the pizza was late by two minutes."
"She got a whole mall shut down because the escalator was broken on a Tuesday."
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A human tornado of rage who will destroy any restaurant that dares to make her wait, even if she was just there for a snack.
"They wouldn't let her use the bathroom, so she got them shut down for sanitary crimes."
"She called the fire department because the fries were too hot."
"She made a whole chain of restaurants apologize just because she didn't like the ketchup."
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A woman who will personally take down any business that doesn't give her the best seat, the best food, and the best service, no questions asked.
"She got a restaurant closed just because the waiter said 'hello' too slowly."
"She called the health inspector because the bread was slightly warm."
"She made a whole restaurant apologize for the noise of a toaster."
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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The worst nightmare of any restaurant that doesn't give you the table you want, even if you're just there for a drink.
"She got a bar closed because the bartender didn't know her name."
"She called the cops just because the soda was too fizzy."
"She made a whole restaurant shut down because the ice was too small."
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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