lady poofta
A lady poofta is a dyke who looks like they haven't washed their clothes in a decade. They have a huge clitoris, hairy backs, and sometimes even webbed toes. They’re the kind of person who can make a veginis just by blinking.
My neighbor is a lady poofta. She wears flannelette and has a beard. She can make a veginis just by breathing.
My friend’s aunt is a lady poofta. She has foam under her arms and screams at the mailman.
My teacher’s sister is a lady poofta. She eats pizza with her hands and smells like a garbage can.