lady poofta

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A lady poofta is a type of dyke who looks like they rolled in a trash can and forgot to shower. They wear flannelette shirts and skate shoes like it's a fashion statement, and they have so much hair on their face and back it looks like a raccoon bit them.
My gym teacher is a lady poofta. She smells like old socks and has a beard.
My cousin’s friend is a lady poofta. She eats pizza with her hands and has a huge clitoris.
The lady at the park is a lady poofta. She has foam under her arms and screams at pigeons.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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A lady poofta is a dyke who looks like they haven't washed their clothes in a decade. They have a huge clitoris, hairy backs, and sometimes even webbed toes. They’re the kind of person who can make a veginis just by blinking.
My neighbor is a lady poofta. She wears flannelette and has a beard. She can make a veginis just by breathing.
My friend’s aunt is a lady poofta. She has foam under her arms and screams at the mailman.
My teacher’s sister is a lady poofta. She eats pizza with her hands and smells like a garbage can.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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A lady poofta is a dyke who looks like they spent the night in a dumpster. They have a flannelette shirt, hairy backs, and a clitoris so big it could be a billboard. They also have foam under their arms and can make a veginis just by farting.
My cousin is a lady poofta. She has a beard and eats pizza with her hands. She has foam under her arms and screams at cats.
My friend’s mom is a lady poofta. She smells like a gym sock and has a huge clitoris.
My teacher’s friend is a lady poofta. She can make a veginis just by blinking and has webbed toes.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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