Lady pints
Pints so tiny they're like a middle finger to Irish men and a high five to lasses who know what they're doing and don’t need no big drinks to feel powerful
I had a lady pint and my uncle said I was trying to be a woman and failing
My mom drank a lady pint and said it was the only thing that could make her feel strong enough to fight my dad
I took a lady pint and my friend said I was trying to be cool and just looked silly