Lady pints

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Tiny pints of Guinness that make Irish men cry and lasses laugh because they're just right for tiny tits and tiny guts

My aunt drank a lady pint and said it was like a slap from a nun

I tried a lady pint and it was like being yelled at by a barista who thinks she’s a rockstar

My cousin drank a lady pint and said it was the only thing she’d ever need to survive a Monday

Pints so small they make Irish men look like babies and lasses feel like queens because they’re just right for a cheeky sip and a cheeky grin

I asked for a lady pint and my dad said I was a disgrace to the Irish race

My friend drank a lady pint and said it was like a kiss from a barista who thinks she’s a queen

I took a lady pint and my brother said I was trying to be fancy and failed

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Pints so tiny they're like a middle finger to Irish men and a high five to lasses who know what they're doing and don’t need no big drinks to feel powerful

I had a lady pint and my uncle said I was trying to be a woman and failing

My mom drank a lady pint and said it was the only thing that could make her feel strong enough to fight my dad

I took a lady pint and my friend said I was trying to be cool and just looked silly

by Slangipedia 9d ago