Lady pints
Pints so small they make Irish men look like babies and lasses feel like queens because they’re just right for a cheeky sip and a cheeky grin
I asked for a lady pint and my dad said I was a disgrace to the Irish race
My friend drank a lady pint and said it was like a kiss from a barista who thinks she’s a queen
I took a lady pint and my brother said I was trying to be fancy and failed