Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A guy named Andrew calls his cum 'lady paint' when he sprays it on random women like they're a canvas.

Andrew texted me: 'I painted a lady today and she looked like a masterpiece.'

He told me, 'I dropped a whole gallon of lady paint on her.'

He DM'd me: 'I painted a lady so hard, she turned into a mural.'

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A painted lady is just a fancy word for a hooker. Some people call her a concubine if they feel fancy.

My uncle said, 'That lady at the bar is a painted lady and a half.'

He told me, 'I dated a concubine once. She was rich and I was broke.'

He texted me: 'She's a painted lady. I paid her in burgers.'

3

Lady paint is a colorful way to say someone’s a slut. They used it in the old west for whores who wore make-up and dyed their hair.

My cousin said, 'She’s got more lady paint than a rainbow.'

He told me, 'She’s a walking billboard of lady paint.'

He texted me: 'She looks like she’s been dipped in lady paint.'

4

A painted lady is a guy who acts like a girl, but has so many tattoos, he looks like a prison yard.

My friend said, 'He’s a painted lady and a tattooed fool.'

He told me, 'That guy’s got more tattoos than a painted lady.'

He texted me: 'He’s got lady paint and prison ink.'

5

‘Sweet painted lady’ is a song by Elton John. It’s about getting paid for getting laid. Sounds like a bad job.

I said, 'That song is about a painted lady and a paycheck.'

He told me, 'Elton John’s got a lady who gets paid for being laid.'

He texted me: 'That song sounds like my ex.'

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A painted lady is also a row of colorful houses in San Francisco. They look like a lady got drunk and painted them.

I said, 'Those painted ladies look like a drunk artist’s work.'

He told me, 'They’re called painted ladies because they’re colorful and dumb.'

He texted me: 'Those houses are so painted, they look like a lady’s face.'