Lady of the Lord (L.O.L)
A woman who treats the church like her full-time job and her pastor like her boyfriend. She'll volunteer for every single event and probably show up to church in a suit and heels.
'I’m not leaving until I clean the altar!', said by L. O. L. after a long service.
'I brought 12 casseroles to the potluck. I’m not just attending, I’m contributing.'
'If I don’t volunteer for the youth group, I’ll feel guilty for the rest of the week.'