Lady of the Lord (L.O.L)

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A woman who treats the church like her full-time job and her pastor like her boyfriend. She'll volunteer for every single event and probably show up to church in a suit and heels.

'I’m not leaving until I clean the altar!', said by L. O. L. after a long service.

'I brought 12 casseroles to the potluck. I’m not just attending, I’m contributing.'

'If I don’t volunteer for the youth group, I’ll feel guilty for the rest of the week.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A church lady who shows up every Sunday like it’s a fashion show and doesn’t leave until the pastor says ‘amen’ three times.

'I wore my Sunday best today. I’m not just showing up, I’m making a statement.'

'I stayed after church to help fold the bulletins. I’m not leaving until I’ve done my part.'

'I’m not just a member, I’m the church’s personal cheerleader.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A woman who thinks the church is her main love and her pastor is her backup. She volunteers so much, she might as well have a church job.

'I’ve been volunteering for 20 years. I know every single person in this church.'

'I don’t just go to church, I run it.'

'I’m not just a member, I’m a church employee with benefits.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago