Lady of the Lord (L.O.L)
A church lady who shows up every Sunday like it’s a fashion show and doesn’t leave until the pastor says ‘amen’ three times.
'I wore my Sunday best today. I’m not just showing up, I’m making a statement.'
'I stayed after church to help fold the bulletins. I’m not leaving until I’ve done my part.'
'I’m not just a member, I’m the church’s personal cheerleader.'