Lady Muttons
Vaginal hair so wild it looks like it’s been fighting a war. It goes from the crotch down the legs like a hairy army taking over your body. It’s the kind of hair that makes you question why you ever stopped shaving.
She walks in and it’s like a hairy hurricane hit the room.
Her lady muttons look like a hairy squirrel ran through a legwarmer factory.
I asked her if she had a pet goat and she said, 'No, but I have lady muttons.'