Lady Muttons

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A woman's inner thighs covered in thick, hairy mess that looks like mutton chops fell into a swamp and grew back. It’s like a beard made of leg hair and it’s trying to take over your whole body.
My cousin’s lady muttons look like a goat got a perm and ran through a hedge.
I saw her in the shower and I thought I was looking at a jungle.
She walks into a room and the whole place goes silent like it’s afraid of her hair.
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Vaginal hair so wild it looks like it’s been fighting a war. It goes from the crotch down the legs like a hairy army taking over your body. It’s the kind of hair that makes you question why you ever stopped shaving.
She walks in and it’s like a hairy hurricane hit the room.
Her lady muttons look like a hairy squirrel ran through a legwarmer factory.
I asked her if she had a pet goat and she said, 'No, but I have lady muttons.'
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