lady mechanic
A woman who fixes cars and doesn’t let you touch her tools or her lady parts; also known as the person who gives you the finger when your transmission dies.
My car broke down, and the lady mechanic told me to 'shut up and take my money.'
She fixed my car and my ego in the same day.
I asked her if she was a mechanic, and she said, 'I’m a lady mechanic, and you’re a waste of oxygen.'