lady mechanic

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A woman who fixes cars and doesn’t let you touch her tools or her lady parts; also known as the person who gives you the finger when your transmission dies.

My car broke down, and the lady mechanic told me to 'shut up and take my money.'

She fixed my car and my ego in the same day.

I asked her if she was a mechanic, and she said, 'I’m a lady mechanic, and you’re a waste of oxygen.'

by Slangipedia 10h ago

A woman who knows more about your car than your ex knows about your life; she’ll laugh at your problems and charge you for it.

She said my car was 'dying of neglect' and made me pay for a second opinion.

I told her my car was broken, and she said, 'No, it's just being dramatic.'

She diagnosed my car and my relationship at the same time.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

A female mechanic who doesn’t put up with your nonsense, your bad driving, or your bad breath when you come in for a tune-up.

She gave me a tune-up and a lecture about my driving habits.

I walked in with a bad attitude and left with a broken car and a worse attitude.

She told me my car was 'literally screaming at me.'

by Slangipedia 10h ago