Lady may
Being someone's lady may is like being their personal fairy godmother. You're the reason he still believes in magic. Even though he's probably just a guy who doesn't know how to cook.
He said, 'You're my lady may. I'm gonna be the best man I can be.' I told him, 'You're the best man I can be. Now shut up and let me eat.'
She posted, 'My lady may is the only thing keeping me from punching my ex.' He replied, 'I'm sorry. I didn't know I was your fairy godmother.'
He sent a DM: 'You're my lady may. I'll be the best man I can be.' I replied, 'That's sweet. Now let me sleep.'