Lady may

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To call a man a lady may is like saying he's your personal meatball. You make him look good. He thinks he's lucky. But deep down he knows he's just a guy who got picked by a girl who's way better than him.
He said, 'You're my lady may, and I'm gonna be the best man I can be.' I told him, 'You're the best man I can be. Don't make me regret it.'
She texted, 'I'm your lady may. Don't embarrass me.' He replied, 'I'll try. But I might still fail.'
At the bar, he said, 'You're my lady may. I'll drink to that.' I said, 'I'll drink to you being half decent.'
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Being someone's lady may is like being their personal fairy godmother. You're the reason he still believes in magic. Even though he's probably just a guy who doesn't know how to cook.
He said, 'You're my lady may. I'm gonna be the best man I can be.' I told him, 'You're the best man I can be. Now shut up and let me eat.'
She posted, 'My lady may is the only thing keeping me from punching my ex.' He replied, 'I'm sorry. I didn't know I was your fairy godmother.'
He sent a DM: 'You're my lady may. I'll be the best man I can be.' I replied, 'That's sweet. Now let me sleep.'
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To be a lady may is to be the girl who turns a man into a walking billboard. He’s gonna tell everyone you're the best thing that ever happened to him. Even if he's just using you to avoid his mom.
He told his friends, 'My lady may is the best thing that ever happened to me.' His mom said, 'You're still using her to avoid me.'
She said, 'I'm your lady may. I'm gonna make you the best man you can be.' He said, 'I hope you're not making me the best man I can be.'
He texted, 'You're my lady may. I'll be the best man I can be.' I said, 'I hope that includes not being a walking billboard.'
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