lady locker
When a guy gets hard just by watching a girl try on shoes. It’s like a foot fetish but with more drama and less socks.
My dad watches Lady FootLocker every day. He says it’s like a daily dose of happiness. I say it’s like a daily dose of embarrassment.
I got caught staring at Lady FootLocker. My face was red. My mom said I looked like a tomato.
My friend’s crush works at Lady FootLocker. He says he gets a hard-on every time she walks by.