lady locker

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The hole you wish you had when you’re stuck in traffic and your pants are too tight. Also called 'Axe Wound' or 'Beef Curtains' because it looks like a curtain you’d use to hide a dead cow.

My cousin said Lady Locker is the best part of her day. I believe her because I’ve seen her face when she’s done shopping.

I told my brother Lady Locker is just a fancy word for a hole. He said I was wrong. I said I was right. He said I was wrong. I said I was right.

My mom tried to explain Lady Locker to me. I just asked for a snack.

by Slangipedia 13h ago

When a guy gets hard just by watching a girl try on shoes. It’s like a foot fetish but with more drama and less socks.

My dad watches Lady FootLocker every day. He says it’s like a daily dose of happiness. I say it’s like a daily dose of embarrassment.

I got caught staring at Lady FootLocker. My face was red. My mom said I looked like a tomato.

My friend’s crush works at Lady FootLocker. He says he gets a hard-on every time she walks by.

by Slangipedia 13h ago