lady lickalot
a human who licks so much it looks like they're trying to eat a whole floor
My aunt is a lady lickalot. She licks the couch, the wall, and my dog's butt like it's a gourmet meal.
This guy licks his own elbow and calls it a lifestyle. Total lady lickalot.
She licked the pizza box, the fridge, and my face. That's a lady lickalot.