lady lickalot

My aunt is a lady lickalot. She licks the couch, the wall, and my dog's butt like it's a gourmet meal.

This guy licks his own elbow and calls it a lifestyle. Total lady lickalot.

She licked the pizza box, the fridge, and my face. That's a lady lickalot.

He licked the plate, the napkin, and my eyelashes. That's a lady lickalot right there.

She licked the door, the cat, and my grandma’s hair. That's a lady lickalot.

He licks the window, the dog, and my phone screen. That’s a lady lickalot.

She licked the table, the ceiling, and my shoes. Full lady lickalot status.

He licks the floor, the lamp, and my cousin’s face. That’s a lady lickalot.

That kid licked the wall, my mom’s hair, and the toilet. Total lady lickalot.