Lady Hooker Coin Flipper
A hooker who flips a coin to decide if you're getting paid or getting peed on.
He flipped the coin. Heads, he got paid. Tails, he got peed on.
He flipped the coin. It landed in her shoe. She said, 'That’s a tip.'
He flipped the coin. She said, 'You’re getting both. That’s a double tip.'