Lady Hooker Coin Flipper

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A woman who uses a coin flip to decide if she’ll take your money or your dignity.
He flipped a coin and got 'dignity', guess he’ll be walking home.
She flipped a coin and said, 'Heads I take your cash, tails I take your respect.'
He flipped the coin. It landed on the floor. She said, 'That’s a tie. You pay me anyway.'
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A hooker who flips a coin to see if you're worth the trouble.
She flipped the coin. It was heads. He got the trouble.
He flipped the coin. Tails. She said, 'You’re not worth it. Move along.'
He flipped the coin. It landed in her purse. She said, 'That’s a donation.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A lady who flips a coin to decide if you’re getting laid or getting laughed at.
He flipped a coin. It said, 'Laid', he got the job.
He flipped a coin. It said, 'Laughed at', he got the laugh.
He flipped the coin. It landed on her face. She said, 'You’re getting both.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A hooker who flips a coin to see if she'll sleep with you or sleep on you.
He flipped a coin. Heads, she slept with him. Tails, she slept on him.
He flipped the coin. It said, 'Sleep on me', he ended up on the floor.
He flipped the coin. She said, 'That’s a sleepover. You pay for it.'
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A lady who uses a coin flip to decide if you're worth the hassle or not.
He flipped the coin. It said, 'Worth the hassle', he got the hassle.
He flipped the coin. It said, 'Not worth it', he got kicked out.
He flipped the coin. She said, 'That’s a 50-50 chance. You pay me anyway.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A hooker who flips a coin to decide if you're getting paid or getting peed on.
He flipped the coin. Heads, he got paid. Tails, he got peed on.
He flipped the coin. It landed in her shoe. She said, 'That’s a tip.'
He flipped the coin. She said, 'You’re getting both. That’s a double tip.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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