My sister said, 'I’m going on a lady holiday.' I asked where. She said, 'I’m staying in my bed with a pillow and a bag of chips.'

My neighbor said, 'I can’t mow the lawn today. I’m on a lady holiday.' I said, 'You mean you’re too sore to mow the lawn?' She said, 'Yes, and I’m also messy.'

My mom said, 'I can’t go to work today. I’m on a lady holiday.' I said, 'You mean you’re too sore and messy to work?' She said, 'Yes, and I’m also eating chips.'