lady holiday

My mom said, 'I’m going on a lady holiday today.' I asked why. She said, 'Because my butt is leaking.'

My friend texted me, 'I can’t go to the party. I’m on a lady holiday.' I said, 'You mean your butt is leaking?' She said, 'Yes, and it’s leaking a lot.'

My teacher said, 'If you don’t stop making noise, I’ll send you to the nurse for your lady holiday.'

My sister said, 'I’m going on a lady holiday.' I asked where. She said, 'I’m staying in my bed with a pillow and a bag of chips.'

My neighbor said, 'I can’t mow the lawn today. I’m on a lady holiday.' I said, 'You mean you’re too sore to mow the lawn?' She said, 'Yes, and I’m also messy.'

My mom said, 'I can’t go to work today. I’m on a lady holiday.' I said, 'You mean you’re too sore and messy to work?' She said, 'Yes, and I’m also eating chips.'

My friend said, 'I’m on a lady holiday.' I asked what that meant. She said, 'I’m sitting on the toilet and hoping I don’t get hit by a truck.'

My sister texted me, 'I’m on a lady holiday. Don’t call me.' I said, 'Why?' She said, 'Because I’m sitting on the toilet and hoping I don’t get hit by a truck.'

My mom said, 'I’m on a lady holiday. I can’t go to work.' I said, 'Why?' She said, 'Because I’m sitting on the toilet and hoping I don’t get hit by a truck.'