My friend said, 'I’m on a lady holiday.' I asked what that meant. She said, 'I’m sitting on the toilet and hoping I don’t get hit by a truck.'

My sister texted me, 'I’m on a lady holiday. Don’t call me.' I said, 'Why?' She said, 'Because I’m sitting on the toilet and hoping I don’t get hit by a truck.'

My mom said, 'I’m on a lady holiday. I can’t go to work.' I said, 'Why?' She said, 'Because I’m sitting on the toilet and hoping I don’t get hit by a truck.'