lady gorilla
Also called the Blood Gorilla. It’s like the Gorilla Slap, but with a woman and her pubes. It only happens when she’s on her period. The guy gets a face full of jam and has to eat a muffin.
My brother got jam in his face because he was a lady gorilla’s muffin slave.
At the gym, a lady gorilla slapped her boyfriend with her pubes. He cried and ran away.
I saw a lady gorilla at the park. She threw a muffin at a guy and said, ‘Eat that, you loser.’