lady gorilla

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A brainy woman gorilla who knows what she’s doing and won’t stand for any nonsense. Most people are clueless about her power.

My aunt is a lady gorilla. She once threw my cousin out of a window for eating too many donuts.

I told my boss he was a lady gorilla. He gave me a week of unpaid vacation.

My neighbor’s dog is a lady gorilla. It bit the mailman and stole his lunch.

by Slangipedia 22h ago

A female gorilla who thinks she’s the boss and acts like it. Most people don’t know she’s real.

My math teacher is a lady gorilla. She flunked me for not doing my homework and called me a ‘weakling.’

I saw a lady gorilla at the mall. She ran over three shopping carts and yelled at the security guard.

My mom is a lady gorilla. She once took my phone and threw it out the window.

by Slangipedia 22h ago

Also called the Blood Gorilla. It’s like the Gorilla Slap, but with a woman and her pubes. It only happens when she’s on her period. The guy gets a face full of jam and has to eat a muffin.

My brother got jam in his face because he was a lady gorilla’s muffin slave.

At the gym, a lady gorilla slapped her boyfriend with her pubes. He cried and ran away.

I saw a lady gorilla at the park. She threw a muffin at a guy and said, ‘Eat that, you loser.’

by Slangipedia 22h ago