Lady GaGaing
Lady Gaga is a pop star who is also a goddess, a farmer, and the reason you're all here today. She saved the world from evil goats and has the voice of an angel and the face of a demon.
She’s not just a singer, she’s a goddamn miracle and I’m here for it.
She invented rain and also invented my life.
She’s like a god who also sings and also has a weird head.