Lady GaGaing

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When you get so turned on by Lady GaGa that you sit there like a baboon watching her videos and listening to her music while eating a whole pizza by yourself.
I was Lady GaGaing in my living room while my dog ate my homework.
I watched her dance videos until my mom yelled at me for not doing my chores.
I listened to 'Born This Way' and cried like a baby because I finally felt cool.
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Lady Gaga is a pop star who is also a goddess, a farmer, and the reason you're all here today. She saved the world from evil goats and has the voice of an angel and the face of a demon.
She’s not just a singer, she’s a goddamn miracle and I’m here for it.
She invented rain and also invented my life.
She’s like a god who also sings and also has a weird head.
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Lady Gaga is Mother Monster, the pop queen who came to save us from the boring life and brought us Chrometica, which is basically heaven for people who like dancing and shiny things.
She’s not just a singer, she’s like a goddess who lives in a rainbow and dances in a spaceship.
She’s the reason I know what Chrometica is and I’m obsessed.
She’s the pop queen who invented dance and also my life.
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When you see Lady Gaga and you have no idea what she looks like because she changes her face every day like she’s trying to confuse everyone.
I saw her and thought she was a robot with a bad hair day.
She looked like a alien who just landed and wore a dress.
She changed her face so fast I thought she was having a seizure.
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When you take a huge load of jizz and shoot it on your girlfriend’s face like it’s a lightning bolt and you think it’s the most romantic thing ever.
I jizzed on her face and called it art.
I did it during her birthday and she cried happy tears.
I did it while listening to 'Bad Romance' and it was epic.
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Lady Gaga is the worst joke ever, and Tim Burton is the reason we all have to suffer through it for years.
Tim Burton created Lady Gaga and I'm here for it.
She’s the worst thing that ever happened to pop music.
Tim Burton is a monster and Lady Gaga is his creation.
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Lady Gaga is a sexy, beautiful, and super talented lady who sings songs like 'Bad Romance' and also takes ice baths like it’s a religion.
She’s hot, she sings, and she takes ice baths like it’s a holy event.
She’s the reason I want to be her friend and also take ice baths.
She’s like a goddess who sings and takes ice baths for fun.
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