Lady Fitch
Being a Lady Fitch means you're so classy you could make a king blush. You drink like a fish, take drugs like it’s a job, and you only have green money and clothes that used to walk.
I tried to be a Lady Fitch. I got so drunk I started talking to the ceiling.
She’s a real Lady Fitch. Her wallet is green and her pants used to run.
He did a Lady Fitch and ended up in the hospital with a sock on his head.