Lady Fitch

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A Lady Fitch is a party so wild it could make a donkey pass out. You need to chug 25 drinks in 2 hours, snort ketamine like it’s breakfast, and still be standing the next day. Real Lady Fitches only have greenbacks and wear clothes that once crawled across the floor.
I did a Lady Fitch last night. I woke up in a toilet and my pants were on fire.
She did a Lady Fitch and came to work with a parrot on her head.
That Lady Fitch had a neon green wallet and a sock that could run a marathon.
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Being a Lady Fitch means you're so classy you could make a king blush. You drink like a fish, take drugs like it’s a job, and you only have green money and clothes that used to walk.
I tried to be a Lady Fitch. I got so drunk I started talking to the ceiling.
She’s a real Lady Fitch. Her wallet is green and her pants used to run.
He did a Lady Fitch and ended up in the hospital with a sock on his head.
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A Lady Fitch is like a fancy version of a meatball. You have to drink a lot, take a ton of drugs, and only have green money. Plus, you have to wear something that used to run.
I did a Lady Fitch and woke up in a park wearing a sock that could walk.
She’s a Lady Fitch. Her wallet is green and she wears pants that used to sprint.
He did a Lady Fitch and turned into a parrot.
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