lady doctor
A doctor who thinks your junk is the most important thing in the world. She’s probably seen every mess your junk has ever made.
My lady doctor asked me if my junk is ‘feeling lonely.’ I said, ‘No, it’s feeling abandoned.’
My lady doctor said my junk is ‘as tired as a dog who ran a marathon.’ I’m not even halfway through my day.
My lady doctor said I should thank my junk. I said, ‘No thanks, it’s getting a raise.’