lady doctor

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A woman doctor who deals with your junk and your baby problems. Sounds fancy but it’s just a fancy way to say ‘I’m going to poke you and make you scream.’
My lady doctor said my junk is ‘screaming for help.’ I didn’t ask for a drama queen.
My lady doctor called my junk ‘a mess that needs a vacation.’ I’m still fuming.
I told my lady doctor I didn’t want to be poked. She said, ‘Too bad, your junk is in trouble.’
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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A doctor who thinks your junk is the most important thing in the world. She’s probably seen every mess your junk has ever made.
My lady doctor asked me if my junk is ‘feeling lonely.’ I said, ‘No, it’s feeling abandoned.’
My lady doctor said my junk is ‘as tired as a dog who ran a marathon.’ I’m not even halfway through my day.
My lady doctor said I should thank my junk. I said, ‘No thanks, it’s getting a raise.’
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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A woman doctor who deals with your junk and your baby problems. She’s not afraid to tell you your junk is ‘a disaster waiting to happen.’
My lady doctor said my junk is ‘a disaster that needs a lawyer.’ I’m not even in trouble yet.
My lady doctor told me my junk is ‘older than my grandpa.’ I’m not even 30.
My lady doctor said my junk is ‘messy enough for a whole family.’ I’m still trying to fix it.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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