lady diamond
When a woman takes a man and turns him into a fancy rock. It’s like he was just a pebble and now he’s a diamond in her jewelry box.
He was just a guy. She looked at him and said, 'You’re my diamond now.'
He was just sitting there. She sat on him and said, 'Now you’re a diamond.'
He got so hard, he started sparkling. His friends called him 'Lady Diamond' forever.