lady diamond

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A woman who turns a man into a diamond just by sitting on him. It’s like he got hit by a truck and then stepped on by a giant.

He was just a regular guy until she sat on him. Now he’s a diamond. Literally.

He tried to be cool. She just laughed and said, 'You’re a diamond now.'

He got so hard, he started shining. She called him 'Lady Diamond' from then on.

When a woman takes a man and turns him into a fancy rock. It’s like he was just a pebble and now he’s a diamond in her jewelry box.

He was just a guy. She looked at him and said, 'You’re my diamond now.'

He was just sitting there. She sat on him and said, 'Now you’re a diamond.'

He got so hard, he started sparkling. His friends called him 'Lady Diamond' forever.

A woman who takes a man and grinds him into a diamond. Like he was just a piece of coal and she turned him into a fancy rock.

He was just a guy. She sat on him and said, 'Now you’re a diamond.'

He was just trying to be cool. She sat on him and said, 'You’re my diamond now.'

He got so hard, he was shining like a diamond. His friends laughed and called him 'Lady Diamond' from then on.