Lady Chatterly
A woman who talks so much it’s like she’s trying to fill the silence with her own voice and a bunch of nonsense
She started talking about her morning routine, then her ex, then her cat, and then why the sky was blue, all in one breath
Her group chat is just her sending 10 messages in a row about her day, and then tagging everyone in a follow-up
She talks so much that when she finally stops, you realize you’ve forgotten what the conversation was about