Lady Chatterly

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A woman who won't stop talking like she's got a mouth full of loose teeth and a brain full of hot air
'I got up at 5 AM, I cooked breakfast, I did my hair, and I still didn't get to work on time because my dog kept barking at me!', from a woman who also told you about her ex's new girlfriend's cat's name 10 minutes later
Her DMs are just a never-ending monologue about her day, her feelings, and why her coffee was too hot
She talks so much that her friend literally had to whisper to her during the movie, and she still talked through the whole thing
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A woman who talks so much it’s like she’s trying to fill the silence with her own voice and a bunch of nonsense
She started talking about her morning routine, then her ex, then her cat, and then why the sky was blue, all in one breath
Her group chat is just her sending 10 messages in a row about her day, and then tagging everyone in a follow-up
She talks so much that when she finally stops, you realize you’ve forgotten what the conversation was about
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A woman who talks like she’s got a mouth full of glitter and a brain full of garbage
She told you about her day, her feelings, her cat, and why her coffee was too hot, all in one breath
Her voice is so loud and her stories are so long that even her dog fell asleep during her monologue
She talks so much that when she finally stops, you’re just left there, wondering if she was even talking about you
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A woman who talks so much it's like she's trying to make everyone else feel bad for not talking as much as her
She starts talking about her day, then her feelings, then her cat, and then why her coffee was too hot, and then she looks at you like you're the problem
She sends 10 messages in a row about her day and then asks you why you’re not responding
She talks so much that even her friend had to whisper to her during the movie, and she still talked through the whole thing
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A woman who talks like she's got a mouth full of spaghetti and a brain full of nonsense
She started talking about her morning, her feelings, her cat, and why her coffee was too hot, all in one breath
Her DMs are just a never-ending monologue about her day and then she tags you for no reason
She talks so much that even her dog fell asleep during her monologue, and then she talked through the whole thing
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A woman who talks so much that it's like she's trying to fill the silence with her own voice and a bunch of useless information
She starts talking about her day, then her feelings, then her cat, and then why the sky was blue, and then she looks at you like you're the problem
Her group chat is just her sending 10 messages in a row about her day, and then tagging everyone in a follow-up
She talks so much that when she finally stops, you realize you’ve forgotten what the conversation was about
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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