lady candy
That old lady in the hood who sells candy to kids and drugs to adults. She’s got the best business in the hood and won’t let you forget it.
That lady sold me candy and then asked if I wanted a hit of weed.
She sells candy during the day and drugs at night. It’s like she’s a drug dealer with a part-time job.
She’s the only person who can tell me off and still give me a Snickers.