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When a woman crosses her leg it makes a line that looks like a candycane stuck up her butt. It’s the most glorious thing ever and makes men want to die.
My cousin’s leg cross was so good I nearly fainted.
That woman’s leg cross was like a candycane with extra sprinkles.
He stared at her leg cross like it was the last piece of candy on Earth.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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That old lady in the hood who sells candy to kids and drugs to adults. She’s got the best business in the hood and won’t let you forget it.
That lady sold me candy and then asked if I wanted a hit of weed.
She sells candy during the day and drugs at night. It’s like she’s a drug dealer with a part-time job.
She’s the only person who can tell me off and still give me a Snickers.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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The woman who’s your main squeeze and will do anything for you like fight your fights, bring you drugs, and round up your other women to bail you out of jail.
My lady candy brought me weed and rounded up my exes to get me out of jail.
She fights for me like I’m her only friend and brings me snacks when I’m in trouble.
She’s my lady candy and she once brought me a whole bag of candy to cheer me up after I got arrested.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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