lady burrito
A lady burrito is what happens when a woman’s monthly mess gets wrapped up in a pad and tossed in a trash bag. It’s like a taco bar exploded in the toilet.
My mom’s lady burrito was so big, it took two trash bags to hold it.
I saw my sister’s lady burrito in the trash and thought it was a snack.
My lady burrito was so strong, it came out of the toilet and waved at me.