lady burrito

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A lady burrito is what happens when a woman’s monthly mess gets wrapped up in a pad and tossed in a trash bag. It’s like a taco bar exploded in the toilet.

My mom’s lady burrito was so big, it took two trash bags to hold it.

I saw my sister’s lady burrito in the trash and thought it was a snack.

My lady burrito was so strong, it came out of the toilet and waved at me.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A lady burrito is a monthly disaster that comes out of a woman and smells like old cheese and regret.

My lady burrito smelled like my dad’s old gym socks.

My sister’s lady burrito was so bad, it scared the cat.

I tried to eat my lady burrito and it tasted like disappointment.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A lady burrito is a monthly surprise that shows up in the trash and leaves a trail of chaos in its wake.

My lady burrito left a trail of mess from the toilet to the trash can.

I found my lady burrito in the trash and it was laughing at me.

My lady burrito came out of the trash like a superhero.

by Slangipedia 1d ago