Lady Bulge - When a guy’s pants are so snug, they’re hiding his junk like

When a guy’s pants are so snug, they’re hiding his junk like a secret.

That dude’s got a Lady Bulge so tight, it’s like he’s wearing a body suit.

He’s got a Lady Bulge so good, I thought he was a girl.

Man, that’s a Lady Bulge. He’s got more fabric than a full-grown man.