Lady Bulge

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When a guy is dressed like a tight-wad and you can’t even catch a glimpse of his junk.

Bro, that’s a Lady Bulge. He’s got more fabric than a tent.

That guy walks in like he’s wearing a second skin. Lady Bulge, baby.

He’s got a Lady Bulge so strong, I thought he was wearing a dress.

When a guy’s pants are so snug, they’re hiding his junk like a secret.

That dude’s got a Lady Bulge so tight, it’s like he’s wearing a body suit.

He’s got a Lady Bulge so good, I thought he was a girl.

Man, that’s a Lady Bulge. He’s got more fabric than a full-grown man.

When a guy’s pants are so tight, you swear he’s wearing a skirt.

That’s a Lady Bulge. I swear he’s wearing a skirt.

He’s got a Lady Bulge so strong, I thought he was in a fashion show.

Man, that’s a Lady Bulge. He’s got more fabric than a whole closet.

When a guy’s junk is so well-hidden, you think he’s got a secret identity.

That guy’s got a Lady Bulge so good, I think he’s a superhero.

He’s hiding his junk like it’s a secret mission. Lady Bulge.

That’s a Lady Bulge. He’s got a secret identity and a tight pair of pants.

When a guy’s pants are so tight, you can’t even tell if he’s got junk or just a ton of fabric.

That’s a Lady Bulge. He’s got more fabric than a whole closet.

He’s got a Lady Bulge so tight, I thought he was wearing a suit.

That dude’s got a Lady Bulge so good, I thought he was a robot.

When a guy’s junk is so well-hidden, it’s like he’s got a cover-up.

That’s a Lady Bulge. He’s got a cover-up for his junk.

He’s hiding his junk so well, it’s like he’s got a cover-up.

That guy’s got a Lady Bulge. He’s got a cover-up and a tight pair of pants.