Lady Bow Wow
A dog who smells like a dead fish, acts like she’s the smartest pup on the block, but still can’t tell a sock from a shoe, and causes more trouble than a toddler on sugar.
Lady Bow Wow tried to take over my bed and now it’s covered in dog hair and spaghetti.
She bit the teacher’s chalk and left a permanent mark on the board.
She brought a whole bag of trash to my house and called it a gift.