Lady Bow Wow

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The top dog who smells like a dead raccoon, acts like a genius, but still can't tell up from down, and causes chaos like a tiny tornado with a bad attitude.
I saw Lady Bow Wow eating my homework and then pooping on my math test.
She tried to teach the mailman how to dance, and now he’s got a permanent tan.
Lady Bow Wow stole my lunch and brought it back with ketchup and regret.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A dog so awesome she makes the rest of the pack look like failed experiments, but she’s also the reason why the neighborhood smells like a garbage can that cried.
Lady Bow Wow sat on my face during nap time and refused to move until I gave her a cookie.
She tried to take over the school and only failed because she couldn’t spell ‘principal’.
She ate my pet turtle and then cried about it.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A dog who thinks she’s the boss of everything, but she’s also the reason why the park has a permanent stink and why the other dogs all hate her.
Lady Bow Wow took my phone and posted a selfie with a dead squirrel.
She challenged my dad to a dance-off and won by accident.
She sat on my keyboard and typed ‘I love you’ in all caps.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The most legendary dog who smells like a garbage truck exploded, but she’s also the smartest pup in the block, even though she still can’t count past five.
Lady Bow Wow bit the principal’s hair and made him cry.
She tried to run for mayor and got 100% of the votes from the park bench.
She stole my pizza and left a thank you note made of ketchup.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A dog who smells like a dead fish, acts like she’s the smartest pup on the block, but still can’t tell a sock from a shoe, and causes more trouble than a toddler on sugar.
Lady Bow Wow tried to take over my bed and now it’s covered in dog hair and spaghetti.
She bit the teacher’s chalk and left a permanent mark on the board.
She brought a whole bag of trash to my house and called it a gift.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The most awesome, stinkiest, slightly dumb, but still the best dog around, who does the worst things and somehow still gets away with it.
Lady Bow Wow pooped on the school principal’s shoes and then licked them.
She tried to start a band and only had one song: ‘I Love Socks.’
She stole my mom’s phone and sent a text that said ‘I’m a genius.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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