Lady Bow Wow
A dog so awesome she makes the rest of the pack look like failed experiments, but she’s also the reason why the neighborhood smells like a garbage can that cried.
Lady Bow Wow sat on my face during nap time and refused to move until I gave her a cookie.
She tried to take over the school and only failed because she couldn’t spell ‘principal’.
She ate my pet turtle and then cried about it.