lady boss
Your wife who acts like she’s the boss of everything, your life, your money, your free time. You’re just the guy who lets her win.
She told me I had to cook dinner or else she’d take my phone. I cooked. She took my phone.
She told me I wasn’t a real man because I didn’t know how to do the laundry. I did it. I also cried.
She said she was the boss of the house. I said I was the boss of the remote. She took it.